McFeeny's Hot Dog Stand

by BC Williams Mon 13 Jun 2011, 2:38 pm

.................... McFeeny's Hot Dog Stand Hotdog10

Hi . . . I'M McFEENY,
THE WEINER MAN WHO SELLS FROM A ROLLING HOTDOG STAND
AT FIFTH AND BROAD ON WEEK DAYS. McFEENY SELLS THEM YOUR WAY.
. . .
Do ya want a dog with mustard Mister, like the one I sold your lovely sister?
Would you rather try one all the way with pop and chips? Yes, you say?
Sure, I can do that. I can put mayo on it, and cheddar cheese in the slit
and chili, with chopped onions and relish. Whatever you want for embellishment.
Mister gulped down the dog and wanted another, so McFeeny sold him the famous Cruncher
smothered in sweet kraut and caraway seeds and Mister ate it up indiscreetly.
You come back tomorrow Mister for my other famous dog, the Big Galore.
He's one hundred percent pure beef so tasty folks shake their head in disbelief.
. . .
FOLKS, GET YOUR DOGS HOT OFF THE GRILL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HUNGRY HEART THRILL!
AND REMEMBER, IT'S WHATEVER YOU SAY, CUZ I SELL HOTDOGS YOUR WAY.

...................................................................................................... © BC Williams 2005

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